It's not that he likes the Hackney Slasher, "no way mate, can't stand the ginger Southern furball."
He explained it's a matter of principle, "never peed on the furniture and not going to start now but very tempted cos it's in a good cause." Looked me straight in the eye and said, "look mate I only ever piddle on things that can easily be swilled down under the tap. You know, like the laptop, printer, mobile phone or them old books you've been hanging on to for years."
Thank goodness there's some principles in the household.
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